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What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw?

1. Vibrato.
2. It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw.

Why are trombone players better lovers? Well, trumpet players do it with three fingers, baritone players do it with four fingers, but trombone players do it in seven positions!

Kenny G walks into an elevator and says, "Man, this place is HAPPENING!"

What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone? On or off.

It is difficult to trust anyone whose instrument changes shape as he plays.



BAND NERD FOR LIFE!!! Everyone show some band pride!!