From my CSC305 Teacher:

You know you're in 305 when...

You find out the bot does the following: sizeof(studentApp) == sizeof(clintapp) ? pass : fail;

Clint gets so tired of your repeated emails asking for help he sends a reference email telling everyone to ignore you

you're asking your teacher for help over a chat client

you have recurring nightmares Bender will come alive and eat you

You pay Clint $1000 to find a bug in your program

You find out the word minimax isn't contradictory

you camp outside Clint's office, praying for a sighting

you build a bot of your own and tell Clint to submit his program to
YOUR robot

your teacher asks you to decipher this: (int (**(*(*)[10])(int (*)(int), int))) ptr;

you build a program that constantly refreshes openmail until cal poly calls you and demands you to stop

your average on the test was a 40% , and you're happy

your average on the test was a 90% , and you go missing

you think the due dates are a good april fools joke

you know everything about Clint, including his favorite color

you wonder why (int (**(*(*)[10])(int (*)(int), int))) ptr compiles

you get style check bounced for writing code that can be understood by a normal human being

work in your other classes counts as a break

you pass the robot, and Clint emails you stating he wrote some more difficult tests and would you please submit again

Clint changes the h files 10 times a day so that there's a 90% chance your program won't compile

after the class ends you move to Africa and join one of the native tribes