Ok. Post by request. Why women are evil.
Well to start off for you mathmatically inclined people out there:
That should be proof enough for anyone. All guys who have ever dated a girl can probably relate to that proof in someway.
For those of you who don't like mathematicaly proofs I will try and give example of how women are evil.
1. Questions like "Do I look fat?" : The most loaded question in the world, that is basically impossible to get out of. If you say no, you may be lyingand women will know when you are lying. If you say yes, *atomic explosion*. Any sex who ask those kind of questions must be evil.
2. Yes means no. No means Yes. Women always say one thing and mean the opposite. And then get mad at you when you can't tell what they really meant.
3. The trust, the whole trust, and nothing but the truth. Women? NEVER!
4. Abbuse of power. You think Bush abbuses this political power? It is nothing compared to women. Women know men are weak to their power (you know what power I am talking about). They use it and abbuse it.
5. They complain about how badly the media protray women and the negavtive impact on women, yet want to go out and get plastic surgery. If women really didn't like how the media was protraying them, they would play right into the media hands. This is not really and evil example, but more of another example of #2.
6. 30 Pairs of shoes.
Well I know that wasn't a very good list, but it was a start. All guys know women are evil. But hey I know some down sexy evil women, do it is all good in the end.
Next Request Anyone?
Well to start off for you mathmatically inclined people out there:
That should be proof enough for anyone. All guys who have ever dated a girl can probably relate to that proof in someway.
For those of you who don't like mathematicaly proofs I will try and give example of how women are evil.
1. Questions like "Do I look fat?" : The most loaded question in the world, that is basically impossible to get out of. If you say no, you may be lyingand women will know when you are lying. If you say yes, *atomic explosion*. Any sex who ask those kind of questions must be evil.
2. Yes means no. No means Yes. Women always say one thing and mean the opposite. And then get mad at you when you can't tell what they really meant.
3. The trust, the whole trust, and nothing but the truth. Women? NEVER!
4. Abbuse of power. You think Bush abbuses this political power? It is nothing compared to women. Women know men are weak to their power (you know what power I am talking about). They use it and abbuse it.
5. They complain about how badly the media protray women and the negavtive impact on women, yet want to go out and get plastic surgery. If women really didn't like how the media was protraying them, they would play right into the media hands. This is not really and evil example, but more of another example of #2.
6. 30 Pairs of shoes.
Well I know that wasn't a very good list, but it was a start. All guys know women are evil. But hey I know some down sexy evil women, do it is all good in the end.
Next Request Anyone?
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