EH OH EL. I just found this very old email from Spring '04 when I took the notorious CSC305 from Staley:

>You know you're in 305 when...
>
>You find out the bot does the following:
>sizeof(studentApp) == sizeof(clintapp) ? pass : fail;
>
>Clint gets so tired of your repeated emails asking for help he sends a
>reference email telling everyone to ignore you
>
>you're asking your teacher for help over a chat client
>
>you have recurring nightmares Bender will come alive and eat you
>
>You pay Clint $1000 to find a bug in your program
>
>You find out the word minimax isn't contradictory
>
>you camp outside Clint's office, praying for a sighting
>
>you build a bot of your own and tell Clint to submit his program to
YOUR robot
>
>your teacher asks you to decipher this: (int (**(*(*)[10])(int
(*)(int),
>int))) ptr;
>
>you build a program that constantly refreshes openmail until cal poly
calls
>you and demands
>you to stop
>
>your average on the test was a 40% , and you're happy
>
>your average on the test was a 90% , and you go missing
>
>you think the due dates are a good april fools joke
>
>you know everything about Clint, including his favorite color
>
>you wonder why (int (**(*(*)[10])(int (*)(int), int))) ptr compiles
>
>you get style check bounced for writing code that can be understood by
a
>normal human being
>
>work in your other classes counts as a break
>
>you pass the robot, and Clint emails you stating he wrote some more
difficult
>tests and would you please submit again
>
>Clint changes the h files 10 times a day so that there's a 90% chance
your
>program won't compile
>
>after the class ends you move to Africa and join one of the native
tribes