Too tired to write anythig. So here are some random quotes:

"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice"
Sidney Freedman

"I'd sooner share my toothbrush with a Democrat"
Charles Emerson Winchester III

"I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train. I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down"
Hawkeye
"I've got a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife." Col. Potter

"What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure."
Trapper