I stole this from some random blog.

Superman Vs. God

(An Objective Analysis)

S: Regularly saves the earth from catastrophe
G: Drowned the Earth out of spite

S: Refuses to kill anyone
G: Kills innocent children to prove a point

S: Humble servant of mankind
G: Demands worship

S: Puts on his goofy costume to go out and help people every day G: Doesn’t do shit around here, anymore

S: Created Fortress of Solitude (Badass)
G: Created this shit-hole of a world

S: Has a weakness to Kryptonite (Rare)
G: Has a weakness to Iron (Prevelant)

S: Two Words--- LASER. EYES.
G: Two Words--- JACK. SH***.