Well the first week of classes are over. All my classes are basically ok. Nothing too horrible, though I don't think I am going to like tech writing. My physics teacher is quite tall, talks fast and loud, and is overly enthusiastic.

Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.


(PS: I also heard him say that the hold-up in getting the debates scheduled was DUBYA's request for a "life line" (a la Who Wants to be a Millionare) so he could call someone if he didn't know answer!)

Today I did homework and also went to Walmart with David and Victor to get some random stuff we needed. As we were leaving the parking lots, someone backed out and dented victor's door. The guy only spoke spanish so I could only understand a little bit (I asked him what year his car was). We got someone in Walmart to act as a translator for us.

Anyways, I can't wait for the school year to be over already. I miss all of you tons.

Have to go to a hall meeting now.

Bye Bye

Trombone King