What girls say ...what they mean

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Can't we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going
to let any part of your body touch
any part of mine, again.

I just need some space ...without you in it

Can you help me with my If I keep whining, the fool will do
homework? it for me.

Do I look fat in this dress? We haven't had a fight in a while

No, pizza's fine Cheap bastard

I just do not want a boyfriend I just do not want (you as) a boy-
now friend

I don't know; what do you want I can't believe that you have
to do? nothing planned

Come here My puppy does this too

I like you but... I don't like you

You never listen You never listen

We're moving too quickly I am not going to sleep with you
until I find out if this guy in Bio
has a girlfriend

I'll be ready in a minute I AM ready, but I am going to make
you wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself I am just being nice; there is no
way I am going dutch

Oh Yes! Right there Well, near there; I just want to get
this over with

I'm just going out with the We are gonna get sloppy and make
girls. fun of you and your friends

There's no one else I am doing your brother

Size doesn't count... unless I want an orgasm


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What guys say... ...What they mean...
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It is just orange juice, 3 more shots, and she'll have her
try it legs around my head.

She's kind of cute I want to bang her till I am blue

I don't know if I like her She won't blow me

I need you My hand is tired

I had her I had (wet dreams about) her all
week.

I really want to get to know you ...so I can tell my friends about
better it

How do I compare with all your Is my penis really that small?
Other boyfriends?

You're the only girl I've ever You are the only girl who has not
cared about rejected me

I want you back ...for tonight anyway

We've been through so much If it was not for you, I never
together would have lost my virginity

I miss you so much I am so horny that my roommate is
starting to look good

No, I do not want to dance Shoot! She'll know that I have a
right now hard-on

The break-up should not start I want to have sex a few more times
for another 24 hours

I am different from all the I am not circumcised
other guys