Top 10 Reasons to Date a Computer Geek

0000 You don't have to worry about X-girlfriends
0001 You know they'll be up all night long.
0010 They take virus protection seriously.
0011 They're just like a network, they often go down on you.
0100 They don't BYTE (but they do NIBBLE a little)
1010 They may just live up to their homepage.
0110 If it doesn't work out, you can always DUMP them.
0111 They can turn off interrupts for private moments.
1000 alt.sex.bondage
1001 There's never a NULL moment.

WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND


* You want <=> You want
* We need <=> I want
* It's your decision <=> The correct decision should be obvious by now.
* Do what you want <=> You'll pay for this later
* We need to talk <=> I need to complain
* Sure... go ahead <=> I don't want you to.
* I'm not upset <=> Of course I'm upset,you moron.
* You're ... so manly <=> You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
* You're certainly attentive tonight. <=> Is sex all you ever think about?
* I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! <=> I'm on my period.
* Be romantic, turn out the lights. <=> I have flabby thighs.
* This kitchen is so inconvenient <=> I want a new house.
* I want new curtains <=> and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
* I need wedding shoes <=> the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
* Hang the picture there <=> NO, I mean hang it there!
* I heard a noise <=> I noticed you were almost asleep.
* Do you love me? <=> I'm going to ask for something expensive.
* How much do you love me? <=> I did something today you're really not going to like.
* I'll be ready in a minute. <=> Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
* Is my butt fat? <=> Tell me I'm beautiful.
* You have to learn to communicate. <=> Just agree with me.
* Are you listening to me!? <=> [Too late, you're dead.]
* Yes <=> No
* No <=> No
* Maybe <=> No
* I'm sorry. <=> You'll be sorry.
* Do you like this recipe? <=> It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
* Was that the baby ? <=> Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
* I'm not yelling! <=> Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
* All we're going to buy is a soap dish <=> It goes without saying that we're
stopping at the cosmetics department,
the shoe department, I need to look
at a few new pocket books, and OMIGIOD
there's a pink sheets look great in
the bedroom and did you bring your
checkbook?